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Calling all fellow bed bugs and bed-loving bug creatures - we bring bad tidings! We hear that the humans have taken great strides to finally remove us from their beds and homes for good - how unfair! We’re just looking for a little warmth and some of that sweet, sweet carbon dioxide… and humans offer plenty of it. Is that so much to ask? Apparently it is - which is why the humans are summoning a team of DC metro area exterminators named, supposedly, Connor’s Pest Pros!
Our scouts have gone forth to find out as much as they can about these feared (but, we hear, affordable) pest control experts. Many bed bugs died to bring you this intel, so listen up!
They’re here, they’re there, they’re everywhere. Connor’s Pest Pros have been seen across the DMV, and they bring targeted bed bug treatment solutions with them. That’s not good news for us! They know all about our love for cluttered homes, and their goal is to displace us permanently…
What’s worse, they know our secrets. No longer do humans believe the myth that we’re attracted to grime. Now, they understand that we can crop up in any populated household at any time. They also realize that we need to be dealt with quickly, lest we become even harder to remove. Hey, don’t look at me - I’m just speaking from their point of view!
Bed Bugs, Bear This In Mind! These humans can identify us with ease. According to our reports, the game is up as soon as they see Rust-red stains, Small dots of fecal matter, And of course, our eggs. They won’t stop there, either. Once they know we’re around, they’ll look far and wide - with unfriendly intent! Here’s what one of their exterminators might say about us… if they spoke Bedbugese, that is.
“They often hide anywhere that gives a bit of cover, such as near the seams of a mattress, near the mattress tag, or by the frame of your bed. Beyond the bed, they often tuck away between cushions of furniture, behind outlet covers, and under wallpaper.”
You think that’s bad? They won’t even give us time to scatter! They’ll move quickly to find out for sure how many of us are hiding. Next, they’ll apply removal solutions that are safe for humans and pets - but not for our bed bug friends!
Bed Bugs Beware! The company has but one mission: to eliminate our presence and stop us from ever coming back! We hear they want to help their fellow humans maintain a clean, clear, and hygienic home. How awful! What welcome is there for beleaguered bed bugs like us? Our days are numbered, you can count on that.
Finally, our scouts have brought back a message from Connor’s Pest Pros, addressing humans in and around DC. It means little to us, but perhaps you can understand the words. Here goes…
“Our DC pest control team can help when you need it most, and we’ll make sure you are satisfied with our work. No matter which insect or rodent has found their way into your home, our expert exterminators have the training and knowledge to eliminate them.”
What do you think it means? I think we get the gist, in any case. It’s time for us bed bugs to pack our bags. If you dare to stay, be on the lookout for these guys at the link in the description. Connor's Pest Pros City: Springfield Address: 5410 Port Royal Rd Website: https://connorspestpros.com/contact/ Phone: +1 888 284 6968